translation of my pre-coffee growl

[elly427]

Dear Santa/Mom,

I would like this with the 'Frak Off' toasting option on for Christmas. I think you would agree it goes with my attitude most mornings.

Much love,
me

(OMG shipping to Canada is sort of affordable. I AM ACTUALLY ADDING THIS TO MY CHRISTMAS LIST.)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/]

My dear, you know I would totally buy it for you if I actually had that kind of money. Until then, I'll send you an edible Sharpie, and you can write it on your toast. Will that work?

BTW, was just whining to Indi about how nobody has yet written the L&O:London/Lost&Found crossover Katiefic. And gee, Christmas is coming up soon. Just sayin'.

[indigo419.livejournal.com]

lol hilarious!! I would get it, but I don't know if Indi!kid should be exposed to "Frak off" that early in the morning. :D