i choo-choo-choose you!

So, I went out of town on business on Friday morning and had people staying with me until Sunday, which was when I finally got to see Unfinished Business. I'm making up for lost time with this 1600 word gem. Oy.

( To quote the Simpsons, ‘Look, Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment when his heart rips in half... and... there!’ )

In other news, I’m staying in a beautiful CP Rail hotel in a suite. When you look up “not classy enough for her current surroundings,” there is a picture of me.