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Wow. This could actually happen to me, I think.
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anr, who really freaked me out because for a second, I thought she'd actually died.
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of elly, who on the 3rd of October of this year was delicately cannibalized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. elly is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.
From the Random Obituary Generator Of Doom.
As a side note, my horoscope for the past three weeks (no, I'm not exagerating) has been about money. Spending it, not buying things, making huge purchases, dude. It's driving me nuts since I'm broke as all get out.
Also? My letter to the editor got published in the paper today! Yay!
Right. LSATs. Right. Ooo, shiny!
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anr, who really freaked me out because for a second, I thought she'd actually died.We regret to announce the disturbing demise of elly, who on the 3rd of October of this year was delicately cannibalized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. elly is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.
From the Random Obituary Generator Of Doom.
As a side note, my horoscope for the past three weeks (no, I'm not exagerating) has been about money. Spending it, not buying things, making huge purchases, dude. It's driving me nuts since I'm broke as all get out.
Also? My letter to the editor got published in the paper today! Yay!
Right. LSATs. Right. Ooo, shiny!
