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So I couldn't sleep last night so I watched Nemesis and Small Victories.
Try and convince me Sam and Jack didn't fool around during the week they were on the planet. Try. I dare ya. I may get together a power point presentation on how exactly you can tell they did it, or at the very least made out a little. Lemme just say it's all in the body language and leave it at that.
Or not.
Okay. So at the beginning of Nemesis they get back from the planet they've been stuck on for a week and they're all "what took you so long!" but they're pretty damn joke-y about it. And then Hammond and JacknSam have this little cute thing where JacknSam want some fanfare for saving the world before and you can TELL they totally talked about it while they were on the planet. Totally. Probably right after Jack got Sam out of her shirt. Ahem.
Anyways, off they go to shower (heh heh. I have a dirty mind) and the violins of forbidden love start and then Sam's in her lab and Jack comes in and is all cute and playing with her maginfying thingy and Sam *laughs*, really laughs, which, in retrospect, is not something we've ever really seen her do very often on the show. More often than not she tries to hide the fact that she thinks Jack's funny. Not this time, baybee. ANd she keeps talking and she's got the most ridiculously cute grin on her face as she talks to Jack, the kind of grin you get when you are just head over heels for someone, right in that early bit before everything gets fucked up. Err, just me?
Anyways, Jack's going fishing and Sam's not going (even though she totally chased after him to tell him she would in Nemesis.) because she, and I quote "Think I've had enough relaxation for a while now, sir."
See? See? SEE? They TOTALLY DID IT. Or at least fooled around, cause Sam's all relaxed and "don't make me spend more time alone with you, because getting to third base while Teal'c kelnoreem'ed was okay when we thought earth might be being eaten by metal bugs, but it must stop now. But I've feeling pretty good, nice and loose, so thanks for that."
No? Just me? A lot of it is in the delievery and Sam looking up at Jack through her (really cute) bangs and crinkling her nose and you know they were totally doing it on the other planet.
OH! And then the smug look Jack gets on his face! Dude! It's all "Relaxing? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Huh. Well. I should go then. But you'll change your mind because of how I'm totally undressing you with my eyes right now. And that thing I can do with my fingers that you liked so much."
And then before Sam can relent, the phone rings and shit goes down and next thing you know Jack's inviting Thor fishing, the hussy.
And! In Nemesis when Jack beams his hologram into the briefing room to tell them all he'sgot to blow up the Beliskner and y'know, die, Sam's all "Sir! Beam me up! I ain't dying until we've gone fishing *wink wink nudge nudge, if you know what I mean and I think you do*" and Jack has to pull rank and I was sitting striaght up in bed yelling "What is going on here!" instead of falling asleep. The subtext! It's text! Hell, they're running captions across the bottom of the screen saying "Sam+Jack 4eva!!!!" for the chemistry impaired.
In other news, between my alarm and the snooze alarm going off I dreamt Jack and Daniel were making out in the back seat of a car which McKay was driving. And, upon reflection, it may nothave been Jack and Daniel so much as RDA and MS (ew. *squick* But still kinda hot.). But it was defintely McKay driving, and he couldn't quite decide whether to be terrified or really turned on.
*facepalms*
Try and convince me Sam and Jack didn't fool around during the week they were on the planet. Try. I dare ya. I may get together a power point presentation on how exactly you can tell they did it, or at the very least made out a little. Lemme just say it's all in the body language and leave it at that.
Or not.
Okay. So at the beginning of Nemesis they get back from the planet they've been stuck on for a week and they're all "what took you so long!" but they're pretty damn joke-y about it. And then Hammond and JacknSam have this little cute thing where JacknSam want some fanfare for saving the world before and you can TELL they totally talked about it while they were on the planet. Totally. Probably right after Jack got Sam out of her shirt. Ahem.
Anyways, off they go to shower (heh heh. I have a dirty mind) and the violins of forbidden love start and then Sam's in her lab and Jack comes in and is all cute and playing with her maginfying thingy and Sam *laughs*, really laughs, which, in retrospect, is not something we've ever really seen her do very often on the show. More often than not she tries to hide the fact that she thinks Jack's funny. Not this time, baybee. ANd she keeps talking and she's got the most ridiculously cute grin on her face as she talks to Jack, the kind of grin you get when you are just head over heels for someone, right in that early bit before everything gets fucked up. Err, just me?
Anyways, Jack's going fishing and Sam's not going (even though she totally chased after him to tell him she would in Nemesis.) because she, and I quote "Think I've had enough relaxation for a while now, sir."
See? See? SEE? They TOTALLY DID IT. Or at least fooled around, cause Sam's all relaxed and "don't make me spend more time alone with you, because getting to third base while Teal'c kelnoreem'ed was okay when we thought earth might be being eaten by metal bugs, but it must stop now. But I've feeling pretty good, nice and loose, so thanks for that."
No? Just me? A lot of it is in the delievery and Sam looking up at Jack through her (really cute) bangs and crinkling her nose and you know they were totally doing it on the other planet.
OH! And then the smug look Jack gets on his face! Dude! It's all "Relaxing? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Huh. Well. I should go then. But you'll change your mind because of how I'm totally undressing you with my eyes right now. And that thing I can do with my fingers that you liked so much."
And then before Sam can relent, the phone rings and shit goes down and next thing you know Jack's inviting Thor fishing, the hussy.
And! In Nemesis when Jack beams his hologram into the briefing room to tell them all he'sgot to blow up the Beliskner and y'know, die, Sam's all "Sir! Beam me up! I ain't dying until we've gone fishing *wink wink nudge nudge, if you know what I mean and I think you do*" and Jack has to pull rank and I was sitting striaght up in bed yelling "What is going on here!" instead of falling asleep. The subtext! It's text! Hell, they're running captions across the bottom of the screen saying "Sam+Jack 4eva!!!!" for the chemistry impaired.
In other news, between my alarm and the snooze alarm going off I dreamt Jack and Daniel were making out in the back seat of a car which McKay was driving. And, upon reflection, it may nothave been Jack and Daniel so much as RDA and MS (ew. *squick* But still kinda hot.). But it was defintely McKay driving, and he couldn't quite decide whether to be terrified or really turned on.
*facepalms*
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Plus! There's the "Took you long enough" bit, and Hammond says something like an apology, and Sam (too quickly) says, "that's ok." with this goofy look on her face. Well, goofy to me. And Teal'c is totally doing the "I grew this because they were off having sex without me" look...
So. Yes. There was sexxxxxxxxxxxx.
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See, this is the sort of dream I can see Sam having. :)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg, that is AWESOME.
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Sam has bed hair from Jack running his fingers through it constantly!
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But anyways. Yeah. Lucky woman.
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Ahem.
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