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[elly427]

Does anyone else find it curious that tank tops have become part of the regulation uniform since Jack became general?


In worse news, my next door neighbour is playing the drums. It's 1 in the morning.

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[lavondyss.livejournal.com]

*wonders if Jack's also instructed they have mixed showers*

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*would not be surprised*

*snort*

[jemster.livejournal.com]

Who knew showers were that dirty? ;-)

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

I didn't notice that, but now that you mention it... hehe...

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

You would be the one to notice that ;-)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I stick by my theory: Jack wants Carter shoulders.

;)

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause Carter looks hot in tank tops. General O'Neill's gotta have some fun, right?

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*not complaining*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

"General?"

"What is it, Walter?"

"There's, ah, been some complaints about the new uniform guidelines."

"What kind of complaints?"

"About the tank tops, sir. People find them distracting. And cold."

"Wait, cold?"

"Yes, sir."

"Sweet! I'm going to go check out... I mean check with Colonel Carter."

[elly427.livejournal.com]

It's true. There's very few in sight while Hammond's around.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Apparently. And they're nice shoulders. I'm not complaining, no siree Bob.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

It's clearly the reason he became a general.;)

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*not complaining AT ALL, just being observant*

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*snort* Who needs multiple wives when you've got SG-1 in tanktops?

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*dies* You are dirty. And this should be continued. It should. Yep. Mmmhmm.

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, you do!

*g*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Within Reason

"General?" Davis stood in the doorway, tugging at his collar. And blushing?

Jack shoved the stack of reports he'd been reading back into his inbox. "What is it, Walter?"

"There's, ah, been some complaints about the new uniform regulations."

Oh, people with complaints about something. What a surprise. "What kind of complaints?"

"About the tank tops, sir. People find them distracting. And… cold."

"Huh. I mean, it's not like we've turned down the heat - wait, cold?"

"Yes, sir."

"Sweet! I'm going to go check out... I mean check with Colonel Carter."

****

He found her in one of the secondary labs, tinkering with something. And like the good order-following soldier that she was, she was clad in an appropriate regulation tank top. His favorite version too, the one with the high neck that cut in deep across the shoulders. Mmm. Shoulders.

"Carter."

"Sir!" She turned, and Jack grinned.

Oh yeah. Best. Decision. Ever.

"You're… perky today, Carter." He congratulated himself on managing to say that with a straight face. And look her in the face. "I need your opinion. Seems there've been some complaints about the new uniform regulations."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I think we might need to get rid of the tank tops."

"No!"

Well, that was vehement. "You don't find them cold? Or distracting?"

And now Carter was blushing. "Um, no, not at all. Sir. They're very… comfortable. And it's so nice to have all those arms… I mean, all that variety. Yes. Variety. In uniform choices. Sir."

Jack thought he was missing something, but she was shivering a little, and the way she'd crossed her arms… "Cool." And hey, if Carter was happy with the new uniform regulations, so was he. Very, very happy.

[woodface]

"You're… perky today, Carter." He congratulated himself on managing to say that with a straight face. And look her in the face. "I need your opinion. Seems there've been some complaints about the new uniform regulations."

Your mind is a dirty, dirty place. *smooooooooches it*

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

That and he gets the really comfy chair and bigger desk which makes for some really fun...er...debriefings in his office with Carter.

[besyd.livejournal.com]

"You're… perky today, Carter."

I am sooo glad there was no food or drink nearby.

You slay me! ROTFLMAO!

[besyd.livejournal.com]

Y'know, it's annoying being slow. I could have been entertained by this for quite some time now. Hee!

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

I'm in my happy place now.