Wow.

[elly427]

Oh my God. There is a story up at Helio 2 that may mean I will never, ever be able to eat a banana again. Oh my God.

(Not like that, you pervert.)

(Wait - I just read a little further. Exactly like that.)

It's parody fic, right?

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[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*discovers fic*

*reads partially, and ends up with Sam and Jack making snide remarks in her head*

Jack: ...you painted banana on my dick, Carter.
Sam: Yes. Yes I did. *licks her lips* And, damn if it didn't taste good.
Jack: You're weird.
Sam: This from the man who covered me in whipped cream.
Jack: That's different.
Sam: How?
Jack: You taste good.
Sam: *snorts* It was sticky.
Jack: *leers*
Sam: *snorts again* Oh, look, a secret love nest.
Jack: *gropes while she's distracted* Is that the Level 19 Storage Closet?
Sam: Probably. Hey! *bats at his hand*
Jack: 'Cause, y'know, I've been thinkin', Carter.
Sam: *raises eyebrow* Oh?
Jack: Yeah. *gropes again* We haven't been there in a while.
Sam: General.
Jack: Colonel.
Sam: We're supposed to be working.
Jack: *smirks* It can wait?
Sam: *sigh* Over-sexed man.
Jack: It's ALL you, Carter. I get near you, and, BAM, instant hard-on.
Sam: ...Gosh.
Jack: You mean me breathing on you doesn't make you wet?
Sam: No.
Jack: I hate being a guy.
Sam: Well, I'm fond of you being a guy. *smirk*
Jack: Good. Carter, can we go have sex now?
Sam: One track mind.
Jack: Hey, it's a thing.


*eyes Elly* WHY are you reading bad porn?

[woodface]

Actually, that wasn't what I thought but I think this might be more disturbing. Or not.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

OMG. I read that last night. It started out bad, and then beat bad up and took its lunch money.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

It started out bad, and then beat bad up and took its lunch money

Yep. That's scarily acurate. Uck.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Oy. Need to wash my eyes. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/]

Has anyone got a brush that I could use for scrubbing my brain?