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elly427 ([personal profile] elly427) wrote2008-07-08 10:22 pm

I'm not trying to turn your stomach, honest.

I will pay cash money* to anyone who write the Kara/Tigh prompts over at [livejournal.com profile] wisteria_'s porn battle.**

*Ok, not actual money but instead I will fangirl you forever. That's worth something, right?

**Because Kara and Tigh totally had a very drunken one night stand once upon a time, and Ellen found them and freaked out a little, and that's why Kara's little "how's the wife, colonel?" hits Tigh so hard in the mini. I know it is so! [livejournal.com profile] zorb agrees with me!

I suspect [livejournal.com profile] wisteria_ will not be pleased that this is how I am advertising her porn/fic battle. But go! Write! There are lots of prompts in lots of fandoms!
zorb: (Everybody needs a little porn sometimes)

[personal profile] zorb 2008-07-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
*seconds everything*

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2008-07-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! I am definitely going to write me some Kara/Tigh! I suspect you will be the only one to ready it, but that is not the point! Canon! Whoo!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/ 2008-07-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
And... *whoosh*

Here comes the trauma again!

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2008-07-09 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You just wait! I'm going to write the fithiest, porniest, dirtiest fic I've ever written about any characters ever about these two.

Well, that's unlikely. But still! Bwhahah!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/ 2008-07-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
*deep, long-suffering sigh*

Because I love you, I won't disqualify you from battle just for that. (But I'm tempted.)

I'm about to start writing the only prompt I submitted: "Caprica Six/Ellen, Ladies who lunch". ;)

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2008-07-09 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
That is perhaps the filthiest sounding prompt I have ever heard prompted. Hee.

Also, thank you for not disqualifying me! I will try to write some non-KaTigh too. (Look! Portmanteau! Sounds sort of like Katie! Ok, I'll stop now. Wait! Maybe Tira is better! Hmm. . . .)