I was in the grocery store last Christmas and they had a giant crab the size of that one on Sarah Palin's coffee (crab?) table and I couldn't turn my back on it for fear of it breaking out of the tank and . . . well, I don't know what I thought it might do, but it terrified me.
Crabs are good eating. But other than that, I see no reason for someone to keep a formerly live one on display in one's office. It's like a giant spindly spider. Eww.
Also, what's that all-white animal on the left? It looks like maybe a sheep or something, but like not a real sheep but a plush stuffed animal kind, though I dunno why she'd be killing sheep in Alaska. Also, the brown and white animal in the middle looks like the butt of a dog, so I'm sincerely hoping it's fake.
Okay, so, I thought that HAD to be photoshopped. The animals on the sofa look ridiculously fake, like little plushies. So I did some googling to find a "real" photo -- but nope. This IS the real office! Good lord. And this one's even more bizarre. What's scarier: the FREAKY HUGE CRAB or the red flip-flops?
ETA: Look, I love red flip-flops, and I'd totally buy those. But would I wear them with a white and black suit while performing my duties as governor? No.
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OMG, me too! And I'm a Cancer. How ironic.
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Also, what's that all-white animal on the left? It looks like maybe a sheep or something, but like not a real sheep but a plush stuffed animal kind, though I dunno why she'd be killing sheep in Alaska. Also, the brown and white animal in the middle looks like the butt of a dog, so I'm sincerely hoping it's fake.
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ETA: Look, I love red flip-flops, and I'd totally buy those. But would I wear them with a white and black suit while performing my duties as governor? No.