Who's going to go wedding dress shopping with Sam? For that matter, who's going to stand up with her? Cassie? Daniel? Teal'c? Poor sweetheart. Man, the fic to be written if Janet were still around.
Man, the fic to be written if Janet were still around.
You mean you haven't seen all the baaaaaaaaaaaad Sam and Jack wedding fic that exists? With Janet and/or Cassie as bridesmaids/going dress shopping? And Thor jumping out of a cake?
Okay, so that last thing never happened in one of those fics. But it might make wedding fic better...
Well, I guess I meant *good* fic. And fic that's sotra based in canon (cannon? Why can't I remember?). And in this case, it's not SamnJack getting married, but Sam and Pete. The angst! The drama! Janet's eyebrow would be working overtime!
So maybe you're right. :) Wedding fic usually sucks.
And if someone writes fic in which Thor jumps out of the cake at Sam and Jack's wedding it will be my mostest favorite fic ever. Ever. Ever.
Nonononono!!! The thread started with how Sam wasn't going to buy a dress because she wouldn't need it (i.e. not marrying Pete). Then someone else said that she'll need one to marry Jack, and then I said (or rather meant) that she and *Jack * will elope to Vegas because Sam will be preggers!
Never in my wild nightmares has Sam ever been pregnant by Pete. I just don't think it's theoretically possible. In any reality ;-)
Nope, but I have read the one where Jack and Sara are getting remarried, only Sara comes to her sense and arranges the wedding so Jack marries Sam instead, thinking it's Sara (she's wearing a *very* concealing veil, doncha know. And they're both blond, so he has a hard time telling them apart.).
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You mean you haven't seen all the baaaaaaaaaaaad Sam and Jack wedding fic that exists? With Janet and/or Cassie as bridesmaids/going dress shopping? And Thor jumping out of a cake?
Okay, so that last thing never happened in one of those fics. But it might make wedding fic better...
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So maybe you're right. :) Wedding fic usually sucks.
And if someone writes fic in which Thor jumps out of the cake at Sam and Jack's wedding it will be my mostest favorite fic ever. Ever. Ever.
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"Whoa, T--"
"O'Neill, the amount of preparation has left lesser beings in dire straits."
"I HATE dress shopping, Jack."
"So... Vegas?"
"Indeed."
"Do I even have to pack clothes?"
"...T, y're not hangin' around long, are ya?"
"Indeed not."
"Then, no, Carter. Don't bother packin' any clothes."
"Jack, I can't get married naked."
"Where what you're wearing now."
"Cassie'll be there?"
"Yep. T, make the arrangements. I'm gona... go help Carter pack."
"I thought--"
"Did I mention clothing, Carter?"
"...No, I suppose you didn't."
"Smart woman."
"WAY smarter than you."
"So, Teal'c... Sam's gonna make you be a bridesmaid?"
"Indeed not, Daniel Jackson. That is your job."
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*wanders off*
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UNLESS SHE'S WEARING IT FOR JACK! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooops, little too much glee in my life thanks to the sides, I guess.
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Aha
Wait. No. They wouldn't do that to us, would they?
And why am I yelling that?
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Never in my wild nightmares has Sam ever been pregnant by Pete. I just don't think it's theoretically possible. In any reality ;-)
*hugs*
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O_o
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;-)
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Oy.
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