I am no where near started on the paper I have due today and I am easily distracted and while the Sam fan in me doesn't like this site because there are no pictures of Sam, man, the hands, arms and t-shirts sections can distract a girl. Whooo boy.
So promising sex? Although it's more; "You're so whipped. You're gonna make me come the entire evening and you might get lucky too if you're a good boy."
Nah, in season five they're not talking cuz Daniel is being a sucky bastard and Jack is amused by him and Sam's jealous. There is no sex in season five. :hates season five:
Season six is "Sex?" "with JONAS?!" "yes" "....kay" "and Teal'c" "...ooh."
Season seven is "We forgot to take our medicine, didn't we?" "Yeah." "Well, at least we have season eight"
Season eight is "Sex." "Sex." "Aren't you engaged?" "I'm wearing leather!" "I have a desk" "we're random, aren't we?" "Take that leather coat off now, that's an order" "Yes, General..."
Season nine is "well, since it's the daniel/teal'c show, I guess we're having sex all the time we're off camera?" "you have the stamina to do that?" "...try me." "okay."
I think not yet. I refuse to believe Sam has sex with Pete though. They're like never together and she keeps get called back to the base when they're about to. By the time she gets back then, she's too tired.
I know but I try not to think about it too much because Sam and Jack were adorable in chimera. And she so was thinking about Jack half of the time she was with Pete. I know this was mostly in my head but for some reason I think Jack was in the back of her mind. She never made any promises then about the future and she seemed reluctant to make a commitment. Jack so screwed up in affinity.
Sam: "OMg I show you something?" Jack: "Ur boobz?! YAY! FINALLY" Sam: "Here iz mi wedding ring!" Jack: "...but I no evn askd u yet." Sam: "Pete givd it I!" Jack: "..." Sam: "What u fink?" Jack: "I r dead inside." Sam: "Shud I marri him?" Jack: "..." Sam: "That meens yes! OMG! I SHUD! Btw, what wud u be doing if Stuff Was Differnt?" Jack: "I'd be fishing and watching TV and looking after our bebiz while you, like, ran the SGC and then you'd come home and we;d eat take-away food and make sex?" Sam: "So I should marry Pete? YAY!"
Actually, I totally disagree with nos' interpretation of Affinity (and then some). Sam asked Jack's opinion, asked him for a reason to not go through with it (translation; do you still feel anything for me?). Jack rejected her, he kept his mouth shut and totally ignored the entire question she was asking.
Hmmmm no, I think he just didn't answer. True, they were both misunderstanding each other but I really had the feeling that Jack didn't want to ehar her question and brushed it off.
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Hoth fic. And girl!Jack pron. Right. Hrm. On it.
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Oooooooo, Sam is mine? *g*
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I love the look she's giving Jack there. It's just so ... yeah. ^_^ YAY.
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So promising sex? Although it's more; "You're so whipped. You're gonna make me come the entire evening and you might get lucky too if you're a good boy."
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Season six is, "Oh, yeah. Sex. Er. I might have a headache." "That's okay, so do I." old married couple season.
Season seven is, "we're drifting apart, aren't we." "yeah." "so... maybe a threesome?" "but he's so... round. and short." bad season.
*pause*
*hates Pete now*
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Season six is "Sex?" "with JONAS?!" "yes" "....kay" "and Teal'c" "...ooh."
Season seven is "We forgot to take our medicine, didn't we?" "Yeah." "Well, at least we have season eight"
Season eight is "Sex." "Sex." "Aren't you engaged?" "I'm wearing leather!" "I have a desk" "we're random, aren't we?" "Take that leather coat off now, that's an order" "Yes, General..."
Season nine is "well, since it's the daniel/teal'c show, I guess we're having sex all the time we're off camera?" "you have the stamina to do that?" "...try me." "okay."
Let's kill Pete again today, Lyss lyss lyssie.
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S6 was "OMG, we lost Daniel. What if we lose each other?" "Sex! Now!"
S7 was more old married couple, until Sam started to angst.
S8 shall be extreme porn as they get over Pete and will become a couple.
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S6...I agree.
S7...on the bad bad bad crack.
S8 is extreme porn. Already.
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But I like your theory.
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As Nos says:
Sam: "OMg I show you something?"
Jack: "Ur boobz?! YAY! FINALLY"
Sam: "Here iz mi wedding ring!"
Jack: "...but I no evn askd u yet."
Sam: "Pete givd it I!"
Jack: "..."
Sam: "What u fink?"
Jack: "I r dead inside."
Sam: "Shud I marri him?"
Jack: "..."
Sam: "That meens yes! OMG! I SHUD! Btw, what wud u be doing if Stuff Was Differnt?"
Jack: "I'd be fishing and watching TV and looking after our bebiz while you, like, ran the SGC and then you'd come home and we;d eat take-away food and make sex?"
Sam: "So I should marry Pete? YAY!"
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They didn't listen to each other at all and missed the point. :criz:
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*giggles*
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